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Most Expensive Internet Frequently Asked Questions
Who are you?
How much does it cost ?
Will people see my ad?
Ugo, how can I contact you?
How long will my ad be up for?
Are you going to make a ton of money?
Why would I want to buy ad space here?
Can I change my mind after I’ve bought a space?
This is just a scam isn’t it? Some sort of gimmick.
Why have you created mostexpensiveinternetad.com?
What if I want to advertise on mostexpensiveinternetad.com but I dont have a website yet?
But Ugo, I don’t know how to design and make a logo. I’ve never even placed an ad in my entire life!
Who are you?
My name is Ugo Okonkwo (I’m a guy). People often ask me “Where’re you from Ugo?” and I often say “From my mummy’s tummy!”
But really, I’m 32 and I live in West Sussex in the UK. My dad’s Nigerian and my mum’s from Jamaica. In a month or so I’ll be starting my new job as a Research Fellow. FAQs
How much does it cost?
One Dollar. $US1. For the first ad space. If someone else buys this space before you do, then you’ll have to buy another available space such as the next space at $2. Or the space after that at $4. Or the space after that at $8. And so on. Thats fair isn’t it? FAQs
Will people see my ad?
Short answer: Yep! Long answer: Definitely. I spend time and money promoting mostexpensiveinternetad.com. So you don’t have to. I have other websites which you may have already come accross. I tell visitors to these sites about mostexpensiveinternetad.com and they come along to take a look...and they’ll see your ad.
Curiosity alone will bring people to the site. And word will spread. The Guiness World Record Series is a testimony to our fascination with the biggest. The best. The most expensive. The bottom line is that the number of visitors to this site will continue to increase. This means more and more visitors to see your ad. FAQs
Ugo, how can I contact you?
That’s easy. For general enquiries about anything, use ugo at mostexpensiveinternetad dotcom. To buy advertising, go to the ‘Place Your Ad’ Page and use the email address there. Press? Please use press at mostexpensiveinternetad dotcom.
How long will my ad be up for?
Believe it or not, all things being equal, I plan to keep this site and the ads up and running indefinitely. The objective of the site is to host the most expensive internet ad.
At any point in time, the most expensive internet ad can be eclipsed by an advertiser buying an even more expensive intenet ad. mostexpensiveinternetad.com will still be up and running when that happens here. FAQs
Are you going to make a ton of money?
I hope so. I’ve found that to make a ton of money, you have to give a ton of goods and/or services in return. There’s no such thing as someting for nothing.
I’ve come up with the idea of seeking out the most expensive internet ad using this website.
After some hard late night thinking, I’ve thought up and secured the domain name mostexpensiveinternetad.com, I’ve demonstrated commitment by investing time and money on this beautiful idea and most importantly, I’m staking my reputation on this beautifully fantastic idea.
In return, you’ll get fantastic exposure - and for a fanastically low price if you secure a place early. Altogether a great return on your investment. FAQs
Why would I want to buy ad space here?
This has never been done before - so you (and this site) will get a lot of attention. I’m a real person who tells it as it is. I’ve nothing to hide. I just have great ideas and use them to help myself and others.
mostexpensiveinternetad.com is a unique domain name. Easy to remember. It is the logical place for any one of the 6 billion people in the world to go to if they ever wanted to find out what the most expensive internet ad is.
It would be a very very good idea to have your ad on mostexpensiveinternetad.com
For years to come, people will keep on coming back again and again to this site... Just to see how much the most expensive internet ad is now worth.
Remember that once you pay for the ad and I place the ad on the frontpage, your ad will remain on the frontpage. Even after someone else comes along and buys a more expensive ad. FAQs
Can I change my mind after I’ve bought a space?
Ermm...no. You can’t change the logo. You can’t change the url and you can’t change the descriptive text that you submit. In exceptional circumstances, I may consider it. Please understand that this is for reasons of quality control. FAQs
This is just a scam isn’t it? Some sort of gimmick?
When you buy a space, I’ll upload your ad. The idea is a very simple one with potentially huge returns - for a small outlay if you’re early.
All over the internet, advertising space is bought and sold everyday. Usually at fixed rates and often, unsurprisingly, quite expensively. mostexpensiveinternetad.com gives you the opportunity (rare) to buy at great value, if you’re quick and early enough. FAQs
Why have you created mostexpensiveinternetad.com?
First, I’ve got a great idea so I’m using it to help myself and to help others as well.
Secondly, the first rule of business is advertse, advertise, advertise. So advertising space is and has always been a hot commodity. By watching the spaces being sold, I can find out how much the most expensive internet ad might be.
Thirdly, I thought up the domain name mostexpensiveinternetad.com and thought I’d put it to work and see how far it would go.
Fourthly, I can generate revenue, I can generate exceptional numbers of visitors to mostexpensiveinternetad.com and I can provide you with an extremely useful service in return. FAQs
What if I want to advertise on mostexpensiveinternetad.com but I dont have a website yet?
That’s not a problem at all. I’m a real person. Not some giant unfeeling corporation. I’m flexible. I will reserve the space for you for a time so that no one else can buy that space. Of course, you will still need to pay for it first. This is a wonderful opportunity and if you would like to be a part of it, I’ll be very pleased to help. FAQs
But Ugo, I don’t know how to design and make a logo. I’ve never even placed an ad in my entire life!
No matter. With the help of numerous top authors, I’ve listed several ‘How-To’ guides to effective and powerful advertising.
Creating a logo is simple. Either do it yourself or pay someone else to do it. (and I could plug some logo company here but I won’t unless they already had an ad on the frontpage)
To DIY, use Microsoft Paint or download an art program from downloads.com.
A great example is the logo at the top of this page that I made earlier. (Here’s one I made earlier!) It’s simple and it works.
Ugo Okonkwo
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