Most Expensive Internet Terms and Conditions

Ad is short for advertisement. Ads is short for advertisments. Prices and currencies are in US Dollars. By using the term ‘buyer’, I mean anyone who buys an ad space on mostexpensiveinternetad.com

It is my full intention to maintain this site and keep ads on display indefinitely. I will do all that is reasonable to make this so. In exceptional circumstances, when this is not possible, I cannot be held responsible or liable.

Please think carefully before making a purchase. Refunds will not be issued.

I reserve the right to reject a submitted site or web address without an explanation. However, most of the time, I will try to explain why there has been rejection as it is in both our interests. In such cases of rejection, a full refund will be issued.

I’m afraid that as a young man with high morals, who is very reserved and conservative, I cannot accept sites or links or indeed any material that may be deemed by some to be rude or offensive in any way.  i.e. Porn sites, hate sites, etc will be rejected. Try to avoid risque or suggestive material. If you later re-direct any web address to any such site, it will mean that your site will be rejected. In such cases, you will lose any payment and I won’t issue  any refund.

Advertising space will be sold on a first-come first-served basis.

I anticipate that simultaneous requests may be made for the same space. In such cases, the space will be awarded to the first approved buyer, subject to approval by me and payment by the buyer. All other would-be buyers will get a refund and are encouraged to buy the next available space.

mostexpensiveinternetad.com may be ‘down’ or temporarily unavailable from time to time. Hopefully, this will be a rare occurence but is often inevitable during such events as site maintenance, uploading data etc.

Allow up to three days, rarely more, for your ad to be visible on mostexpensiveinternetad.com. This allows for quality control amongst other important events leading to the display of your ad.

Sometimes, I may have to adjust or edit your logo to make it suitable for the frontpage. If this is the case, I will inform you by email when I do this.

You do not actually ’own’ the ad space. You’re buying the right to use that space to display your ad indefinitely over everyone else.

You agree, particularly if you are an advertiser on mostexpensiveinternetad.com, to regularly check this site for updates, changes and important information.

Payment is through paypal. You can open a free paypal account at www.paypal.com. For larger transactions, please see the blog entry dated March 4th 2006.

I will wait for funds to clear before your ad will be uploaded.

I’m more than happy to reserve a space for you. This means that I will hold the space for you whilst you’re preparing a logo/website etc. Of course, you will have to pay for the space first. Ultimately, I would like to see unique ads occupying all the spaces - so I can’t reserve any space indefinitely. I’ll give you adequate warning before I un-reserve a resevation and make that space available to everyone else again.

All the ads are the views and opinions of the respective advertisers and not necessarily my own views or opinions.

You agree that you are not breaking any copyright laws by submiting  logos, slogans and all advertising material for publishing.

These terms and conditions are modifiable.

Ugo Okonkwo March 4th 2006

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